The Real World ... Blogger Style

SOMEBODY MIGHT AS WELL POST HERE!!!!

2011-04-08T18:12:00.001-04:00

I fired this shit back up after I found some fuckhole using Juan Bodley's Hell for his shits and giggles...DO WE EVEN MATTER ON HERE???IS THIS IMPORTANT TO ANYONE EXCEPT THE SCAMMERS AND FUCKHEADS (apologies to members past and present) THAT FUCK AROUND ON THE CHATBOX?????I'm just pissed. Don't know why.

Now I Did It...

2009-09-03T14:53:00.001-04:00

Juan Bodley's Hell is no more.No time for it, I'm in here, I'm on Facebook.SO LONG JB'S HELL...We hardly knew ya.

DC is the land of the outsider...

2009-08-20T21:23:00.007-04:00

so i've been meaning to share with everyone that there are sooooo many people from out of the area here in DC.like for example:every day i see at least ONE california plate (!) and TWO michigan plates.i know what some of you are going to say...it's because i've just moved from CA and that my sister is in MI going to school and that's why i "see" them everywhere. no, i've always been a driver that

My Life Is Now In Hell...

2009-07-26T13:52:00.001-04:00

RLB would agree...I have moved back to Columbia City.I had to.I couldn't afford Fort Wayne anymore.Now I also have a dog. Mitzie.I have a mess in the house as we're remodeling while I live there.I am in hell.

This is how every summer should be...

2009-07-19T12:07:00.003-04:00

Me and the baby kitten lazing about. He's getting bigger, just not so easy to see. I <3 Trekkie. Happy Mr. Bodley? I'm on here too. :D

Look who added me as a friend on Facebook?

2009-06-22T23:24:00.002-04:00

Marci "Free Beer" Tribble!!!

In Case You Care...

2009-06-15T18:13:00.001-04:00

Well I knew it was bound to happen...Before the end of July I'll be living in Columbia City AGAIN.I have tried to avoid it but can't. I don't want to but I have to do it. There's NOTHING FUCKING THERE. It's a town people live in while they go elsewhere to work, play, fuck around, do ANYTHING but live there. Now I'm going back.Somebody offer a sacrifice to whatever god or God or Dog or dog

What The Frick What The Frock Where The Hell Is Everybody In This Godforsaken Place???

2009-05-27T01:48:00.002-04:00

Come on mi amigos...Where the hell is everybody??What happened to the spirit of community??Hell I even had an email from AmyJo this last week (cause I sent her a junk email) and that just DOES NOT HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!So here's what I suggest: as the summer is starting and all the members are getting out there to do summer things, just remember that ol' Juan Bodley here is STUCK IN A RUT. (I will

new edition to the family...for "AWWW factor"

2009-05-22T15:18:00.003-04:00

i have a new kitten named Trekkie. yes...this is for Star Trek. :) what can i say?...hugh and i are nerds, he more than i.he's a rescue kitten and is doing better every day he's in isolation from my 18 month old babies.and at three we call it quits unless we get a larger place....right nacho??? ;)

Here's a giggle...

2009-04-25T16:39:00.002-04:00

When you think of a hard working Tool Bitch, just remember that we do lots of things.Just remember to clean your pipe first.(I'm also excited because this coming Thursday we've got a dealer's open house to attend (myself and Steve, aka the Boss of the Tool Bitch) and this one gives out good stuff. Last year they gave away a 32" LCD TV. Think happy thoughts for the Tool Bitch!!! And more free

I am going to be unemployed...

2009-04-14T21:02:00.002-04:00

Unemployment. Here I come...again.All those cool photos I showed of merch, well I won't be getting a discount as of June 1.We've decided to close the store rather than be bossed around by a fascist pseudo socially conscious restaurateur with illusions of grandeur. Stupid businessman posing as a human rights social activist.Market being what it is we can't move to our own location. The board

Here's A New Post For Ya...

2009-03-31T17:48:00.003-04:00

OK so nobody's posted anything lately so I'll take up the torch.There's nothing new going on in Fort Wayne, Indiana, the Midwest, up my ass, in the region of Uranus, in orbit around Boz's head, near Jonnie's stomach, nobody's touching belle's monkey, I heard dvl is wanted in Hawaii for impersonating a hula dancer, several former members of this blog are serving time in New Hampshire for selling

You have to be nice to me..

2009-03-13T01:39:00.001-04:00

cos its my birthday today...and i got this!

Oh my god!!!

2009-03-06T18:02:00.001-05:00

I just remembered that I gave Jonnie my cell phone number!What if he tries to call me and blackmail me, ehhh, knowing Jonnie he's probably already lost it.

You Know It's Bad When...

2009-03-05T23:35:00.002-05:00

when you see this in the front yard of the mayor...when your neighbor's kids are making this because daddy lost his job as CEO of AIG, eieio...when the ice business you started failed because you didn't buy more ice...when your hockey team chokes after a 5 to 1 lead...when you run out of PEPSI...

BASIC WARDROBE 1964

2009-03-03T19:37:00.002-05:00

Coats:1 heavy winter1 rain - year round1 lightweight for spring and fall (optional)Suits:1 wool for spring and fall (optional)Dresses:3 cotton - year round1 velveteen for parties1 silk or nylon for Sundays and dress-up occasions1 full-skirted silk or chiffon for dancesSeparates:4 cotton skirts -2 straight or flared in solid colors;2 full or dirndle style, prints or plain2 wool, velveteen or

well hello!

2009-03-03T19:01:00.001-05:00

amigos, friends, and whatever else.. rosaposa here blogging straight from a sydney classroom to you. So what has the newly married rosaposa been up to? well getting married of course! moving into a new home, getting involved in legal disputes about said new home. making and selling heaps of jewellery and more (check out a few bits and pieces at the jewellery blog)Ive been thinking about blogging

I have such a cold

2009-03-02T22:44:00.005-05:00

Life has been weird the past few months.First MB passed away.Then I went down to Florida for about three weeks, and the pet store charged me 80 bucks to board the bird that mocks me.Then I came back from Florida.Then I got sick and went to the ER, and they told me my Gall Bladder had to come out, but they wanted to wait until it wasn't quite as infected, but they kept me overnight and filled me

Ramen Restaurant

2009-02-22T11:23:00.004-05:00

At first I thought a ramen restaurant was a novelty, then after trying it I realized fresh ramen is nothing like the what I've come to associate with the term.If you aren't lucky enough to have a thriving Asian community nearby which can support an Ajisen Ramen restaurant, I've recreated the experience for you on my blog.Welcome! Welcome!

I Don't Know Why I Did It...

2009-02-21T01:27:00.001-05:00

Wait I do too know why I did it.Boz isn't around, RLB is too busy looking up porn under the guise of being the "quiet library guy" and everybody else has a job. I don't. I have time to pull off this shit.I just found my car keys to come do this today.

Tech of the Past

2009-01-31T15:43:00.004-05:00

HaHa - Check out this old commercial for a 28K modem:

if it's not pretty, deal with it.

2008-12-28T13:41:00.001-05:00

so i suck at formatting.and i obviously need to do one photo at a time if i haven't typed anything yet.dang.ok. i'm walking away now.

cool things that can be done with discarded items....

2008-12-28T13:23:00.005-05:00

so i'm blogging today. today i'm at work. today marks the official end to what would have been a really great weekend, if i wasn't salary and therefore can be manhandled. so sad, so true.i like the stuff i sell. it's good stuff, good message, but alas, it's sucking my soul.retail is a rough business.here are some photos from me at work. i work in fair trade. i'll leave it at that ;). nice

A Blog-Sitter's Time Killer...

2008-12-10T23:42:00.002-05:00

Here ya go, RLB...A time killer I KNOW you can't get tired playing.Smash The Hoff!!

RLB Goes To CATS And Sees...

2008-12-10T21:21:00.001-05:00

You think this little bastard is in the cast??

What should I pack?

2008-12-07T17:27:00.003-05:00

I need a little help in deciding what to pack for my trip to Florida next week.So far all I have come up with is my George Foreman Grill.Last night belle suggested that I take the following five items:1. Rifle bullets2. The 15 pound Spiral Cut Ham you have marinating in lemon tea with honey in the fridge.3. A speedo, as I am pretty sure every man in Florida wears one and I wouldn't want you to

i'll cry if i want to!

2008-11-26T13:46:00.002-05:00

saw this and i thought of my former boss. miss. s:thank you someecards.com for making my day just that more bearable!

The Sierra Mist Free Cranberry Splash video taste test.

2008-11-22T23:37:00.002-05:00

Tune in tonight for the Sierra Mist Free Cranberry Splash taste test.

2008-11-22T16:28:00.001-05:00

It promises to be a video highlight of the holiday season.

10 things

2008-11-22T00:18:00.002-05:00

1. My feet are cold.2. I'm baking two potatoes in the microwave, they should be done in 8 minutes.3. I got a haircut yesterday. It cost $13.99 and I gave her a three dollar tip.4. I put my new license sticker on yesterday.5. There is snow on the ground.6. I have a new shower curtain, it is black and clear vinyl.7. I bought a turkey breast yesterday for thanksgiving dinner.8. I bought cranberry

I Challenge RLB...

2008-11-19T00:17:00.002-05:00

...I think this is a better mask to wear.I pull it off, eh?? Cookie digs it I bet.belle wears it to ward off Bob Saget AND Dave Coulier.

Guess, dammit, guess

2008-11-18T23:14:00.001-05:00

Guess who is flying out to California in February and staying with dvl for a week?

Mexi Bat Wrestler Mask

2008-11-16T14:49:00.004-05:00

Check out this bat-themed Mexican wrestler mask I picked up a couple weeks ago:Sandra & RLB - Venice Beach, Nov. 2008.I like that the bat is smiling. A guy was selling them on Venice Beach for no more than what you'd pay for a t-shirt.I was going to try wearing it into Jay Leno, but we thought it might not pass security.I'm keeping it in the trunk of my car in case I ever need it.

So, where have I been, where have I been???

2008-11-15T22:20:00.004-05:00

It doesn't matter where I've been, because I'm back, and I'm not leaving, unless of course I leave tomorrow, and here are ten things that I am pissed about, and ten reasons why I am taking back custody of this blog, this blog that I started over twenty five years ago when Regan was still president, and Rambo ruled!!!1.When did RLB become the poster boy for Middle Class Fuckin' America?2. My god,

The name is Joad, Tom Joad.

2008-11-15T22:14:00.002-05:00

Oh please Mr. Jonnie, don't forsake blogging, it needs you.

pictures say a thousand words...

2008-11-13T14:41:00.002-05:00

poor kitty kitty...

who can resist a ginger???

2008-11-13T14:38:00.003-05:00

oh, the good times....;) you know it RLB!

yep yep...hmmmm

2008-11-11T20:35:00.002-05:00

for some reason everything i'm typing is being hyperlinked.make it stoooop!oh, there. whew!well howdy from the dc metro area! this photo was snapped at a nice country affair in virginia. there were pumpkins galore. but who wants to see a picture of an uncarved pumpkin??!!OOOOHHH!! almost forgot. good story. at a restaurant during brunch this past weekend, there was a disturbing, yet quite

A Tribute

2008-11-04T20:10:00.003-05:00

My Grandfather, Bill Corbin, died Sunday night at the age of 91. <---- The Pennsylvania Railroad T1 engine at the Chicago World's Fair, which my grandpa (as we call him) fired. A magical engine. He worked hard and he worked his kids harder. I knew the water well business he had (with Boss of the Tool Bitch) and I knew he was a railroad man (he fired steam engines and was a diesel-electric

raining those cats and those dogs...

2008-10-25T16:12:00.003-04:00

it's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring...well i would be if i was at home instead of cats and dogs raining DC...

Equal Time...

2008-10-16T17:34:00.001-04:00

Since this is the political season...If I had a pet, this would be it.Screw cats, get a dog!!!

Just So You Know...

2008-10-16T17:23:00.003-04:00

I'm Juan Bodley, and I approve this message.I'm Juan Bodley, and I wrote the above message.I'm Juan Bodley, and I'm done with this message.

allo, people of the world...

2008-10-15T12:40:00.004-04:00

all is well, sort of.should have stayed in a library.that way boredom could be cut with a good book and a cool coworker. i can't slack in the same way here in retail land.boo!quick! someone offer me a good job in DC. i think at this point i won't fret about leaving, as long as another paycheck is on the way.... well there are tricks i could......no!-a bored cookie at the corner of 5th and k

Something (For Once) I DIDN'T DO MYSELF

2008-10-13T02:56:00.002-04:00

I was alerted to this by email...Apparently some out there would rather have Juan Bodley in a place of power than a place of rest for the mentally challenged...Juan Bodley '08I'm Juan Bodley, and I need your campaign donations NOW.Pony up, belle. You still owe me for the week at Talladega.

and While I'm At It...

2008-10-13T00:42:00.001-04:00

I direct this one to belle...(after she's been out stalking Alan Thicke...)

I Send You A Toast!

2008-10-13T00:37:00.002-04:00

This is THE BEST.

Haha

2008-10-09T22:21:00.003-04:00

I'd better not catch any members of The RW ... BS doing something like this, except maybe Jonnie.

A Question...

2008-10-06T13:41:00.001-04:00

Is Wing Loo, that damn Chinese kid that belle imported in the country under her skirt, ANY relation to that Wong Foo that Julie Newmar loves??That thought occurred to me yesterday...

The good stuff never gets old.

2008-10-04T16:52:00.001-04:00

Remember when Jonnie flew the plane back from Gilliomville?

Wing Loo, the adorable little Chinese lad, started school three weeks ago.

2008-09-26T18:00:00.004-04:00

Soon after this picture was taken Wing Loo, the adorable little Chinese lad's teacher, Mr. Cheezwhiz (pronounced che-we) took an unexpected leave of absence,

Wing Loo, the adorable little Chinese lad, has been banned from Asia Buffet.

2008-09-22T20:11:00.002-04:00

This will teach Uncle Jonnie not to take Wing Loo, the adorable little Chinese lad, on moo goo gai pan night.

Wing Loo, the adorable little Chinese lad at the mall

2008-09-17T16:22:00.003-04:00

Auntie Belle bought Wing Loo, the adorable little Chinese lad, two pet caterpillars at Caterpillars 'R Us ... I wonder where they could be hiding???

Truth In Print...

2008-09-17T01:05:00.004-04:00

After Ike bitch-slapped the Texas Coast, I got this in my change at McDonalds while ordering my McRib du jour. Honest Abe my effin' ass!!!

From a Weird Hippy Store in Ann Arbor

2008-09-14T10:27:00.005-04:00

Thanks for the cool classic Marvel Comics postcard, Cookie!It was acquired from, "a weird hippy store in Ann Arbor".

screw the man!

2008-09-11T12:26:00.003-04:00

so i've been officially financially raped by my former apartments.that's exactly what renting is...financial rape.the bastards took $300!!!! how the hell can they do that? something about flea and deodorizing spray for $130 or something like that...and goddamn it if they didn't charge me $87 for repainting. repainting?!!! white paint, pah-leez!this can't be legal. i can't wait till i get the

Wing Loo, the adorable little Chinese lad, told Auntie Belle that he had to go really, really bad

2008-09-11T00:51:00.004-04:00

But she just wouldn't listen."Look Auntie Belle, this is a trick Uncle Jonnie taught me!"

Do I look smart in this picture?

2008-09-10T00:35:00.003-04:00

600-h/IMG000099.jpg">Go ahead, ask me what song I am listening to.Ok, it's The Girl I Can't Forget by Fountains of Wayne

Rainy Monday Night in East Tawain.

2008-09-08T23:48:00.003-04:00

Did I tell you that I bought a new refurbished laptop that I am 99% sure is a new discontinued model laptop?Did I tell you that I bought a cordless optical mouse for it?Did I tell you that I bought a 320 gig portable hard drive for it?Did I tell you that I bought speakers for it, but I won't be getting the speakers for a couple more days because I bought them online ...Actually, I bought all this

Even Freakier...

2008-09-03T03:00:00.001-04:00

This one looks A HELL OF A LOT like my DAD. FUCKING FREAKING UNREAL. This is with Boz's creator. Not Photoshop, not paint. I must go kill myself now, for I will be forever UGLY.

Fake Vs. The REAL Deal

2008-09-03T02:58:00.000-04:00

Freaky huh?? Who would have known...

Ode to Charo

2008-09-03T00:50:00.003-04:00

Jonnie, while watching the Jerry Lewis MDA telethon, thinking of Larry Bower, I composed this for you.The rest of you, you'll have to wait for your Ode to "space for rent."Charo, oh CharoShake those big knockers for meA well placed coochie coochieMakes me weak in the kneesKnock those maracas around(as your boobies sag to the ground)Coochie coochie coochie!Here's to Charo nookie.Then the damn

Yearbook Yourself Dot Com

2008-09-02T22:32:00.003-04:00

Make a yearbook photo of yourself for any year from the 50's to the 90'sBoz 1980.Yearbook Yourself

i'm actually live...and relearning my accent

2008-09-02T19:59:00.001-04:00

so i've made it to virginia. by way of the south the whole way. my father and i overestimated the size of the reserved trailer and then we underestimated my amount of shit.so in the end i had nothing but a microwave, a microwave i love dearly, to bring to my sister (one of the items on a long list i promised to give her when we stopped in michigan). so i said, "hell no, we won't go!" and it was

Almost as cool as the Weiner Mobile

2008-08-30T19:15:00.003-04:00

This was in the parking lot of the local supermarket. I wish someone would have been around to take my picture posing with the Bud Mobile, and trust me, I would have made a complete fool of myself.Maybe it will still be there tomorrow, and I can pose with it, but I don't know, I bet the Bud Mobile has a very hectic schedule.Click on the pic to see it in all it's glory.

The Last Words of Cookie

2008-08-30T12:11:00.003-04:00

This is the last known recording of Cookie before she left the West Coast.It includes her final assessment of the RW...BS! with additional thoughts on Guam and some speculation about groceries and peaches or pennies.

Jonnie and Sandra, please adopt me.

2008-08-29T22:14:00.002-04:00

Wing Loo, the adorable little Chinese lad, is not pleased with Auntie Belle's choices for his vacation wardrobe.

2008-08-24T19:08:00.004-04:00

"But, Auntie Belle, the little American children will point their fingers and taunt me with their hurtful words."

Apologies to Wing Loo

2008-08-23T19:23:00.001-04:00

Well, Cookie should be finally pulling out of the state today. She's going to try to find somewhere that is not a dead scene.I will commemorate her with these photos from the last activity we hosted:My apologies to Wing Loo. I'm sorry for pushing him down.

Wing Loo the adorable little Chinese lad reacts to allegations that the Chinese Woman's gymnastic team are all under age.

2008-08-23T15:34:00.003-04:00

Why ... why ... WHY ???

Wing Loo the adorable little Chinese lad goes shopping with Auntie Belle ...

2008-08-21T18:54:00.002-04:00

And discovers his feminine side.

4 pictures that were on my desktop

2008-08-19T18:47:00.000-04:00

and then there was one less californian...

2008-08-19T13:39:00.004-04:00

so i'm packing upand getting the hell out of california...it's kind of a sad time. just something i want to do. it was spur of the moment, kind of, back in may. but moving away big time this early should be a good thing. my roots and wings will always be in california, but for now the east coast is calling my name. today is my last day at the l1br4ry, so i'm living it up and blogging to all

I think we should adopt a third world orphan like all the celebrity couples are doing

2008-08-17T21:44:00.001-04:00

May I suggest Wing Loo an adorable little Chinese lad?

I'm a puppet...

2008-08-14T19:46:00.001-04:00

RLB has dictated that he should tell me everything to do on here. I would like everyone to know that my profile has been hijacked. I'm'tabla rasa. And this is NOT a dead scene.Dearest Boz, It pains me to realize the extent to which you check your Myspace. What’s so important? Boz, look at it this way, nobody gets through this life without _________. Boz, until we meet again I send

What crust are you?

2008-08-13T22:34:00.003-04:00

I am ButterButters are typically very driven individuals. Single-minded and very ambitious, the Butter doggedly pursues his or her agenda until victory can be claimed. If there is an obstacle in the Butter’s way, the Butter simply removes it. You don’t cross a Butter. ’Nuff said? Butters do whatever they want for a living.Take the quiz at Hungry Howie's.

Found in a Public Place

2008-08-13T13:31:00.006-04:00

Earlier this week, Cookie and I noticed a newspaper laying out in a public area. When Cookie picked it up to throw it away, she took a closer look: The classifieds were opened up to the "Roommates" section and there was a note attached.The note read:ECLIPESUNATAWE HAVEAN ORGYNOT SILENTTALKING RIGHTS ETC.Apparently somebody was trying to arrange something, but I can't figure it out.Any theories?

My new glasses that were really new two weeks ago.

2008-08-13T00:53:00.001-04:00

They have progressive lenses and everything.

Bandwagon jumper onner (oner?)

2008-08-12T20:25:00.002-04:00

it's a Hoosier thing...

2008-08-12T19:53:00.004-04:00

it's the only explanation i can think of. RLB and myself have astigmatism in our right eyes and each eye has it's own separate prescription. and we can both do the spock hand thingy to say "live long" and something other ;) .and thankfully he shared with you all ahead of time that my ear is lower on the right side. i was really worried about how i would break the news to you all, thanks for

Mini READ poster generator

2008-08-12T19:19:00.003-04:00

Here's something to do:If you want to make a stupid READ mini-poster, you can do so at this generator.Then you can post it here.I chose Americana style:

it's bright in this libr4r7

2008-08-11T18:48:00.006-04:00

i have sooooo got the coolest sunglasses that i made from the leftover s0mmer r3ading progr4m here at work. RLB had the coolest sharpie on him that mr. boz gave him. i decided to let my true colors show and glam them up.mr. banOthey're my new glasses!!! i'm getting my eyes checked tomorrow...and i'm planning on bringing my blingy new glasses in for prescription lenses.

Spam Musubi

2008-08-08T21:57:00.004-04:00

Hot off the Press - Cookie & I are still at work - we're hosting our monthly after-hours video game night for the benefit of the local juvenile population. Pizza is involved.Cookie is commenting on the local children and it's pretty hilarious, but I will not be posting anything about it. So many things I would like to post, but I learned my lesson during my time at the RN1x0n Libreria.

The new online love of my life stella baby.

2008-08-08T19:06:00.002-04:00

I received this email on by buzznet account.From stellababy Date 08/07/2008 4:23 PM Subject stellakofia407@yahoo.com stellakofia407@yahoo.comHow is your day.......I saw your profile at www.buzznet.com and some thing about you move my intress to comminicate with you so how is life treating you.Please i want you to use this email address to write me back(stellakofia407@yahoo.com) so that i can

Cookie: An Introduction

2008-08-08T12:41:00.003-04:00

There was a slight problem with this interview: I was standing at a distance in order to include the background scenery, but it was apparently not an ideal microphone distance. As a result, my voice is really loud while Cookie's is very quiet, so it is best to turn up your volume when listening. Unfortunately, some fantastic sound bites were not included because they were inaudible.Please

Had Lunch Here Last Week...

2008-08-06T21:55:00.003-04:00

I dare Boz to eat this chicken for 50 bucks... That's about what it would cost to fill the fryer with diesel...

I'll give anyone ten dollars if they eat this nest. Part 2

2008-08-05T19:58:00.002-04:00

RLB And The State Of Chaos

2008-08-05T16:55:00.001-04:00

So Jonnie sends this email...Says my driver's license can be seen on the Net by everybody. Boy do I take a bad pic at the BMV. (in Indiana we call it the "Bureau of Motor Vehicles." Everywhere else it's the "department." Now you know why Indiana is bass-ackwards.)

I'll give anyone ten dollars if they eat this nest.

2008-08-04T21:27:00.003-04:00

Except I can't post the picture of the nest because it must be that time of month for blogger, so there's nothing I can do, and trust me, if there was anything I could do, I would do, except no, I wouldn't eat the nest for ten dollars.

Who I Really Am...

2008-08-04T16:17:00.001-04:00

Since there's an influx of "new blood" into RW...BS, I thought I'd tell you all who I really am. I used to be on a TV show, and I once blew up a transmitter with a toolbox. I now live in Indiana, to avoid the Pennsylvania tax courts. Booger.

rocking and rolling in southern california...

2008-07-29T15:26:00.002-04:00

so here is a screen shot from usgs.gov with all the earthquakes/aftershocks for the big 5.8 centered in chino hills.nothing toppled over, but it got all of our adrenal glands going here at the library!

New refurbished laptop computer for $469.00

2008-07-27T20:48:00.003-04:00

I bought this laptop on Friday night from COMPUSA, but I got it for thirty dollars less, and even though it says it is refurbished I am pretty sure that it is either a discontinued item, or an open box item that they can't sell for full price. Make sure you watch the video and listen for when the guy says Windows Wista instead of Windows Vista, you'll laugh so hard you'll cry.Then today I went to

Questions for Cookie

2008-07-24T23:11:00.003-04:00

In the interests of introducing Cookie to the blog, I plan to conduct a video interview sometime next week.What questions should I ask her?What would you like to know about Cookie?What would you like her to know about you?Post it all in the comments and I will incorporate everything into next week's interview.

holy crap, check this out.

2008-07-23T19:23:00.002-04:00

so this email was sent out to everyone on my email list. gmail has this great comprehensive email listing. apparently there are multiple options when you click on "Contacts". "My Contacts", "Most Contacted", and "Suggested Contacts"... i thought, hey, "Suggested Contacts" has more emails in it... well it went out, and when i got my first auto reply...i realized what i had done!check this out

Boz, the scam artist.

2008-07-23T18:10:00.003-04:00

The other day I went to McDonald's and ordered a double cheeseburger to go from the dollar menu, and I specifically asked for NO ONIONS, so when I got home of course it had onions, and of course it didn't stop me from eating it, but still, I ordered NO ONIONS, so today I went back to McDonald's and told them that they screwed up my order from the other day of three hamburgers, a large order of

Cookie, have you seen Jonnie and Sandra's official wedding photo?

2008-07-21T20:50:00.002-04:00

holas mi amigos!

2008-07-21T19:13:00.002-04:00

for some reason this thing is typing with the underline on....oh well.so hello all. my name is LTKPAT, otherwise known as que Sera, sera.this is what i look like when i wear my superglasses. when i forget them at home, it's to the right. ah!!!!i work with jonnie711, so that might explain some of this...;)you can hear my voice in this one. that's my friend karen in the vid. this is the kind

Anschluss

2008-07-20T21:59:00.003-04:00

I might be getting a package from someone who lives in Austria, which is right next to Germany, so, since they are neighbors, I wonder if Sandra and her are friends?

Ranch = American

2008-07-20T18:17:00.002-04:00

Ranch is not considered a real flavor in Germany, so Doritos' Cool Ranch chips are sold as Doritos' Cool American chips:Cool American.

Who Needs An Update??

2008-07-19T22:43:00.002-04:00

Well, since RLB did it, I will too.There's nothing new in Juan Bodley's/JohnnyC.'s world.Still no job, except as the well driller's tool bitch.Still no women.My neighborhood is full of little shithead gangbangers and wannabes. Punk fuckers.About the only things going right for me are:#1 my car runs#2 I can still type.Juan Bodley on the flip side...

A cranberry mojito please.

2008-07-19T20:49:00.002-04:00

I'm getting in touch with my feminine side again. For the past six months or so I have been suffering from night sweats. So, today I did a Google and found out a little bit about them, and ...Night sweats mostly effect women who are going through menopause.So ...So nothing ...But at least I'll be able to cut back on femhyg products.And yeah, my night sweats are caused by one of the medications I